New Guru Question???

[75 Ranger]

The first one (non rusty one) that was put on was put on while wearing mechanic's gloves. The installer discovered that you loose dexterity wearing those damn gloves and had a heck of a time with that first nut. So being a bit ticked off, he took off the gloves to install the rest of the nuts with his greasy sweaty hands and that made the rest of the nuts rusty over time.

[Dave]

Factory ran out of the good made in the USA and you got 7 from the new Chineese vendor.

[Skiddy]

memeber on here named Rustynutz put all but one of them on your bronco

[NGABronco]

Hey, at least 18 probable (or imaginary) reasons for my different nuts!!!! (and 3 Buddah Quotes!!!)

Hey That's good!!! Thanks guys!!! I enjoyed sharing my problem and hearing all the reasons for it!!!


-Acid!
-My "iger-nonce"
-A thief!
-Electrolysis!
-Gnomes!
-And some po "Yankee Boy" thinks it's GA weather???
-you had been sweating
-Closest to the heater box
-more surface area on the center of the "F"
-ailiens???????????????????????????
-beats the "F" outa me why
-The PO removed the letters for a repaint, the nuts were reused but during the rebuild/paint job , somebody lost one of -the rusty ones
-The rusty ones were produced on a Friday or Monday
-It's obvious you have been peeing on the grill
-Acid rain
-another "Greasy Sweaty Hands", (more details)
-you got 7 from the new Chineese vendor
-memeber on here named Rustynutz put all but one of them on your bronco


Hey and those do not include 3 quotes from the "Big Buddah"

Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise.
howiebilt

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
– The Buddha

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.

howiebilt

[bax]

It's a trick question! All your nuts were rusted. You changed the nut to make us think. So thats : Mr Ben, in the garage, with the jar of seven new nuts.

[t.lay]

Ahh, never put it past a guru to be testing everyone -

Not up to a buddha quote - I've got years to go - but, all generalizations are false

[22213evl]

Originally Posted by DirtDonk

Pics or your lyin'!

Paul

got this pic last time I was at home depot.
whats polliticaly correct??

[shonivey]

not sure how to word this correctly but.... I have personally inspected Ben's nuts. well nevermind.
shon

[horsewpt69]

UMMMMM..... I think we've talked about NGA's nuts alittle to long now, don't ya think? Next he will probably post a question about his "rearend"!

[tasker]

HOPE he's not running a 9"

[NGABronco]

wpt, now that you mentioned it, tasker is right, it's a 9" - 77' housing with 4:56 gears and a Detroit locker... built by a gentleman up in NC that drives a Green Gas Powered EB!!!!

Thanks again, Travis!!!!

[tasker]

i HAVE to come visit! anysouthern hospitality to be had?

[mustangtoby]

Wow, even though your nuts got a little rusty, at least they didn't fall off!

[NGABronco]

now tasker, we'll show you all the southern hospitality you can handle!! However I do believe in that 3 day rule, you know, "fish & guests start to smell after 3 days"!!!