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Jeep Christmas Carols

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I am not a poet, so these aren't great, but no too bad for a half hour effort at 6:30 in the morning. What can I say jeeps are easy to pick on>

I Saw Three Jeeps

I saw three jeeps come clanging by
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three jeeps come clanging by
on Christmas Day in the morning.

And what was in those jeeps all three
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in those jeeps all three
on Christmas Day in the morning?

The three stooges were in there
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
The three stooges were in there
on Christmas Day in the morning.

(Just warming up)

The First Noel

The first Noel the angel did say
Was to certain poor jeeps in fields as they lay;
In fields as they lay, just full of rust,
On a cold winter's night their owners no longer did trust.
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel,
Born is the heep stuck in the muck.

They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the east beyond them far,
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.

And by the light of that same star
Three Jeeps came from country far;
To seek for a king was their intent,
And to follow the star wherever it went.

This star drew nigh to the northwest,
O'er mud pit it took it rest,
And there it did both stop and stay
Right over the place where the other Jeeps lay.

Then entered in those three Jeeps
Full to their axles they did weep,
And offered there in his presence
Their oil, and trannys, and crakincense.

Then let us all with one accord
Dismantle the jeeps right down to the last bungi cord;
From rust to dust,
In these jeeps no man should trust.

(Getting a little better, and for the women driving Jeepsters comes...)

Let It Snow

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But your Bronco is so delightful,
And since we've got places to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've park my jeep because of its popping,
The lights are dimming way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I'll hate taking my Jeep out in the storm!
But if you'll ready to pull me tonight,
I’ll be home and all warm.

The motor is slowly dying,
And, my dear, many parts I’ll be buying,
But as long as you have your Bronco and love me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow

(I tried)
 
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