You know you drive an Early Bronco when?

[av bronco]

You see 9/D20/D30/D44/C4/C6/4R70W/AOD/203/205/435/3500/4500/ and know what this means.

 

[jkransbottom]

When your plans after winning the lottery are to immediately drive your rig to Nick's Trix.

Damn! Ha Ha! Do you KNOW how many times I've bought a lottery ticket and been thinking this very same thought!?! Cause I've lost count!

 

[Deano]

The lotto would be good for my EBs and me. I would have more of them! Lol!

 

[HoldMyPocket]

When people honk at you and its a friendly wave or thumbs up instead of a middle finger

 

[taipeichris]

When you pick up your date, she gets in, slams the door, leans over and says, “Baby, it’s been too long, I miss slam’n your door…” Ha, just one more reason my passenger door isn’t aligned yet.

OR

When she says, “Let ME fix your squeaky water pump” leans over and just turns the radio up louder.
[ But I’m still glad I fixed it.]

OR

When you get sick of sitting in traffic and make a U-turn over the center divider, drop off the 10 inch curb on the other side and just keep on driving.

 

[krisbassett]

When you get told by your wife......you do realize this is an ATV trail RIGHT!!!;D

 

[ghost66]

When your doodles include a Bronco

And then you color them like a grade schooler

 

[orangecrush4u]

When your in a EB convoy and people are like trying to get out there camera phones cause it looks like a Tonka truck parade

 

[orangecrush4u]

And then you color them like a grade schooler

You should print that up on shirts, I like that;D

 

[Heus33]

And then you color them like a grade schooler

I think I've got that beat. Man, I've got problems. %)

 

[sigepkat]

When toy broncos decorate the house...

 

[Greg_B]

When every time you open your lap top the kids say "let me guess you are looking at Broncos"

When complete strangers come up to you at random locations and say "hey dont you drive that Blue Bronco I see around town"

When people always want to ask you... "how much you got in that?"

When you can spot a bronco in a commercial when only a tiny fraction of a body panel is shown.

Greg

 

[ochretoe]

When you would rather put more cloths on to drive it with the top off than putting the top back on.

(opening day of deer season and I still have the top off. a new personal best)

 

[trlblazr]

When you have more cuts on your hands and bumps on your head than all your friends put together.

 

[blankenship76]

My wife as begun calling all of the Bronco websites "Bronco Porn", I may be spending too much time trying to figure out upgrades!

 

[Heus33]

When every time you open your lap top the kids say "let me guess you are looking at Broncos"

Ha - my wife says "are you Bronco-ing, AGAIN?!?!"

 

[Rockin69er]

When your oldest grandson (2 1/2) calls you "Papa Bronco"

 

[Mac2Night]

These are all too funny (but true)! Ghost, great "Life is Good" design..... love it.

1) When you think you are man enough to take a full hardtop off by yourself;

2) When thinking about your assets you count your bronco(s) right after your house;

3) When you are willing to sit on a milk crate during a resto just to get to drive it around the yard (or down the road a little);

4) When you are willing to trade, sell or pawn anything not tied down to get Bronco parts for your rig.

 

[BroncoDawg]

When your loving wife's new car is parked outside while your banged up, needs paint bronco gets the garage and she doesn't even question it.............very often, haha

 

[bmc69]

When you and your passenger are both soaking wet from driving in pouring rain and you look at your discomfitted passenger with a bored expression of "What?...there a problem?" on your face.

You get pissed of if one lousy interior light does not work in your wife's grocery getter..but are perfectly content to fiddle constantly with the headlight switch in yr EB to keep it on that elusive 'sweet spot' that still makes the dash lights come on.

You are very adept at the 'zoom and coast' technique required to make your vacuum wipers function adequately in a downpour..so good in fact that you always avoid arrest for reckless driving.

You install a killer stereo that is impossible to hear over the sound of your 39.5" IROKS on the highway.

You chew out yr kids for leaning a bicycle up against the side of the wife's Honda but can shrug yr shoulders and grin after taking out the front fender, door skin and rear quarter of yr EB with a tree root you didn't see..