EBs are Women

[koolstang]

Anybody else see the similarities between your bronco and a woman. They're moody, fun, good conversation pieces, your friends who dont have one want one, those who do are complaining about a new problem with theirs, they look good when they're fixed up, and i couldnt live without them

 

[Hnrys69]

Look better with a higher lift and bigger....

 

[astark]

That is so true koolstang, and what a compliment to give those women

 

[BoltBuster]

I decided not to name mine after a woman this time around in case I started dreaming out loud again and my wife would be listening. ;D


I hate waking up with a soar face and the kids gold fish bowl dumped in the bed- Again :-

 

[GRIZZLY]

Been lookin at upgrading the head lights ;D

 

[swood]

You mean expensive, time demanding, tempermental and just plain couldn't live without.....

 

[OrangeCrush]

;D You guys are demented..... :

 

[grant_71]

Why EB's are BETTER than women.

They dont mind wheeling
They think every minute spent in the garage is a minute well spent
You can make them look better
They dont care what goes on in the back seat
They think a little gas is a good thing...

Yes we are very demented

 

[Sturube]

Got myself in trouble the other day for calling her a classic.

 

[2Broncos2Go]

;DJust remember guys - us "classics" are usually better than the 'newer models' by at least an axle.......
better to keep us oldies but goodies!!!!!
that's why women are like broncos !

 

[75Sport]

so true. ups and downs. thats amazing

 

[NicksTrix]

oh don't forget how you need to caress them, talk nicely to them,spend lots of time with them, and still they'll take your every last dime if you let them.
but man, you gotta love em, otherwise you'd send em down the road!
i've had my first one for over 22 yrs now, has outlasted numerous girlfirends, one exwife. it now lives in a climet controlled garage.

 

[teknalee]

mine looks good in red, wants my money, screams when i step on her, only let's me ride her, needs new shoes, everyone stares

 

[badnewsbronco]

they look better topless , some do , not all , mine does

 

[lobo]

lol so demented and loving it!

Yall forgot the worst one throws tissy fits when the other lady tries to take a ride! My bronco says no way will I start with her riding my wife says no way am I going anywhere riding in her!

 

[Skuzzlebutt]

Mine's always buying me expensive but uncomfortable shirts and shoes, says looking good is important for feeling good. I know it's the thot that counts, but this has been going on for years. I try to make it obvious that I would much rather go for a naked romp up in the woods than be cruising the hot night spots. I really do not like being treated like "eye candy". If I ever actually meet a woman or get a Girl Friend I'm afraid it'll be two against one and I'll lose what little dignity or hope I have left. :'(

 

[chuck]

And both perform exceptionally well if you spend enough money on them.