Funny things you’ve been offered

[76broncogman]

Year’s ago a pretty young lady offered to show me her boobies for a ride, she did and got a ride for her troubles.

I married her a couple of years later and now she calls it “her Bronco”. I’ve thought about filing a police report for grand theft.

Oh well, we’ve been happily married for 25+ years and have done a frame off restoration of the ol’ gal (Bronco, not wife) gone through 2 motors, 1 tranny and a ton of fond memories.

Guess it all worked out.


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[green61bug]

Was Stacy's mom driving that convertible ! haha.

She got it going on!

I can't recall any trades but I've been asked if it was for sale on mulitple occasisons.... The answer is always no. Sometime they'll say everythings for sale but I haven't seen a big stack of hundereds yet...

 

[green61bug]

Since I am a female owner - the first thing I am offered is a date and the ability for them to drive my Bronco.

THEN - they get to either some sort of modern car and/or cash. When I say no - they seem to think it is best to then question how I even have it in the first place...

I just let it roll off as I drive off and they are left to smell my fumes...

Haha... let em have it! Some guys can be dumb I reckon...

 

[Boss Hugg]

She got it going on!

I can't recall any trades but I've been asked if it was for sale on mulitple occasisons.... The answer is always no. Sometime they'll say everythings for sale but I haven't seen a big stack of hundereds yet...

The last time someone asked if I'd sell, I looked at the ground and realized I was tired of saying no. After all, a million bucks can build at least a couple broncos, so... "Yeah, I'd take about $1Million for it." Now they walk away so I don't have to continue with the "I had one..." stories.

 

[hyghlndr]

Two other funny ones, before Broncos went crazy a really really old guy ask how much I had paid for it. I told him "15" he said wow 1500 that was a good deal and it was probably worth twice that. My wife smiled since I had just paid 15k.

The other a wacky guy flags me down at a local walking park and was telling what I though were some tall tales. I was pleasant and thanked him for sharing. About a half an hour later the guy comes out of a house near the trail and tells me he has a bunch of parts including some brand new still in his garage I can just have. Two thumbs up!

 

[Remos69]

I was offered a 2008 gt500kr with 4000ish miles today at a curz-in.... He said he would meet me for a title swap in 30 min!! I told him no, he offered to sweeten the pot, I told him the history (2nd owner same family) and he was not happy.

 

[Madgyver]

here's a note that was left on my window...

 

[gmduncan]

Year’s ago a pretty young lady offered to show me her boobies for a ride, she did and got a ride for her troubles.

I married her a couple of years later and now she calls it “her Bronco”. I’ve thought about filing a police report for grand theft.

Oh well, we’ve been happily married for 25+ years and have done a frame off restoration of the ol’ gal (Bronco, not wife) gone through 2 motors, 1 tranny and a ton of fond memories.

Guess it all worked out.


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That's awesome!

 

[Justafordguy]

I had a guy offer to trade me his 1000hp Bogg truck with 5 ton axles and tractor tires, it was cool but I told him no thanks.;D

 

[bbaltered]

A guy offered to trade a brand new ford raptor with about 400 miles on it. The next day when I showed with the paperwork to make the trade he backed out of the deal.