Folks, I have taken it upon myself to purchase this blasphemous Bronco; in it's current state, should it fall into the wrong hands, particularly those of our children, they might be irreversibly corrupted. I sat deep in thought while drinking my coffee this morning after making the purchase, pondering the fate of our friend. I came to the conclusion that on this, the year of our 50th Anniversary, we would do great dishonor to the Bronco name should we not do everything in our power to resurrect this Bronco from the depths of the abyss.