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No News...

eBronc2

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Jan 10, 2015
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Ford said "Put in your reservation and your order right away,
we'll be sure to get your Bronco built without delay"
we haven’t heard a word from them, a couple years' gone by
we’ve pleaded and we’ve waited but they've left us high and dry
oooo, no news

Along the way we've learned about the tops they can't seem to build,
they can't ship them so they stick 'em
way out on some big dirt hill
some of us get build dates that always seem to change
the rest of us are getting pretty tired of this game
ooooo, no news

They could telephone, tell us when,
tell a lie about where they've been
send an email, send a fax,
write it on a Post-it pad
drop a line, send a note
type it out in Morse Code
we'd prefer a bad excuse
to no news

Ford's been a little vague as to their whereabouts,
the dealer says he's certain our Bronco's headed south
we still want to get the Broncos that we love
our level of anxiety is just a product of
ooooo, no news

It missed the truck, missed the train,
surely this can be explained
lost the order due to hackers
it's more likely they're just slackers
why can't they keep us in the loop
their communication is just a bunch of...poop
FBI, CIA, if they've seen it, they ain't sayin'
still NO NEWS....

 
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ared77

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That was great! So was the video, I'd never seen it before.
 

okie4570

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No news just means we get to be disappointed in no news. If they gave us news we be disappointed every time that news doesn't come true lol. Pretty much a fail fail, no win no win for Ford with the way this went down.
 
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