This must be one of those Jeep things I don't understand......

[Smokeater11]

So I'm headed to Harbor Freight yesterday and this Jeep passes me. Then I noticed something weird. His front bumper way made exactly the same way...........They're right I don't understand!!!%) %) %)

No self-respecting Bronco owner would even think about doing something as retarded as that.........

 

[Tito]

I dig it minus the handlebars.

 

[22213evl]

it used to be someones gate.

 

[Viperwolf1]

It's a trail tool. He can use it to have someone pull him out.

 

[PHARMIE]

If it didnt have the vertical sides going strait up it would look ok ! Maybe a few large chains like that fabbed up kinda like the prerunner style bumper might look pretty good on a EB !

 

[Dan74Bronc]

Bad part is they're teaching their kids that a jeep lifestyle is perfectly acceptable.

 

[PHARMIE]

Bad part is they're teaching their kids that a jeep lifestyle is perfectly acceptable.

HaHa... What kinda of morals and values are they pushing on their kids ? How does letting them ride around in a jeep effect such young minds ?

 

[Dan74Bronc]

Ok, it's late and I'm getting tired but I'll bite. (tounge in cheek) Values? how about teaching their kids it's cool to drive a jeep. Jeeps are for sheeple (except the Rubicon) who fall for all the commercialization and bolt-me-on-parts industry that have made jeep the symbol of outdoorsmanship. Jeeps are for people who don't know any better (except for Rubicons). And thats the parents fault for not teaching their kids to think outside the box, to question why, to think on their own.
Jeeps are for girls.








Of course I'm just kidding. I don't care what other people drive. I just felt like bustin' on jeeps.

 

[goneballistic]

Very funny!

 

[stock1970]

I would take a bronco over a heep anytime but if there were never any broncos built i would try to get some other american brand off roader, that would probably be a heep, since the hummer h3 is going away.

 

[bax]

Are you sure that is not an Alburndale thing?

 

[AWS]

They are no longer a heep but a FIAT, and the first changes will be the horn and no rear view mirror.

 

[sprdv1]

LOL, different strokes for different folks...

 

[DuneBuster]

The guy welding it was sniffing glue (remember Lloyd Bridges in AIRPLANE: "It's a bad week to stop sniffing glue" - His hair was standing straight up)

Yup, that's heep thing......

 

[W650Mike]

Very funny thread!
A number of my friends drive Jeeps; I'm not going to show them the pic. They'd come over (without beer) and weld my chains together.

 

[tasker]

it's a chain drive! In case one breaks they have spares...

 

[FRANKO289]

That Gay .. Florida State Wildflower License Plate ... Says It All !!!!

 

[Smokeater11]

I agree as an accent piece a straight piece of chain would be OK , but this was this guys entire bumper system. The was no other bumper there on either end. Just the chains welded to some kind of small bracket. Just how safe could that be........

 

[Scoop]

Its really one of those "push chains" that jeepers use to save face. When he gets stuck he simply takes it off and asks the first Bronco he sees to use it to push him out. To the unsuspecting bystander it looks like he is pulling the Bronco out. Very clever. ;D

 

[sellitall]

All it's missing is the chain (AKA Cheech and Chong) steering wheel.