Meathead...
This whole get together thing was supposed to be about you getting together with the other EB guys in the area before you have to leave, if I recall properly. This was your idea in the first place. So, let's get something going.
So, with that in mind. How about we just throw a big BBQ get together and not worry about a trail run? I'd be willing to host it and provide the location. The only problem would be some folks would have to drive a little to get here.
I'm right off I-5 and am only about 30 minutes from you (Tacoma, right?) Plus, I'm only about 45 minutes to an hour from all the Portland guys.
I'm wondering if we can get the Seattle guys to hook up with the Portland guys for a proper send off for you.
I'm exactly half way between and right off the freeway. There is a great riverside park with BBQ pits and lots of parking (a skate park too). Would be a good show for the locals.