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weird stuff that happens in parking lots.

br0nc0xrapt0r

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Okay I have gotten call me to sell your truck notes and stuff like that I am sure lots of us have, but last night I hopped in big red and went to go pick up the wife from work, when we got back it was about 9 pm so that means no avail parking here at my apartment, but........... right in front of my door was an open space with this jerks GSXR 750 chained up on the side, kinda reserving his spot, well I have had enough of this since it sat like this with no car in it for a week, besides I park my bike in front of the 78 to take up less space, who does this guy think he is? so I ease red right in get out and go to bed around 11pm, approx 0445 I go out to drive red to the rifle range I open my door and the drivers seat is filled with panties........... yes womens underwear lots of it thongs and red lacy stuff too, this is one of those times that you just stand there and say WTF? out loud I have not a whole lot of info on the origin or the condition so I grab my channel locks out of the back remove them and head to world famous bravo range.

this was weird I expected a note or something but wow really strange I wonder whats gonna be there tomorrow?

so just wondering has anything like this happened to your broncos in parking lots?
 

oh2bnok

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There may be some used up condoms there tommorrow, or maybe a box of chocolates or a dozen roses, or maybe some std remains.
 

ObscureMachine

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That's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. I hope you took a picture!

A few years I went outside about 1am to get something out of my f-150, and the entire cab was filled to the roof with packing peanuts!!! But, I deserved that. It was payback for filling up a co-worker's cubicle all the way with the very same packing peanuts!

I guess you know what Tom Jones or Elvis had to deal with!;D
 

lonesouth

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I always wanted to try the Grumpy Old Men payback, but never loathed anyone enough to do it...
 

Heus33

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Hey mother's day is right around the corner... Can you say "re-gift"?
 

lonesouth

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yea, if those are victoria secret, that stuff is expensive, ebay it...
 

Raptors_Wifey

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Sounds like your wife found your box of ex-gf panties. She is letting you know she is on to you.

Hahahahaha. I actually had the same "WTF" expression he had on. I thought he was joking. We've had some jealous neighbors before with it and my '78 Ranger XLT keeps on "trying" to get towed by the tow company. But none like this. The jerk has his GSXR and a hideous Honda Accord that he "works" on. He was just wishing he had a manlier hobby.;D
 

76MaBronco

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You could make a *fortune* selling them as "certified pre-owned" frilly things...gas is getting expensive, gotta find ways of making the extra coin somewhere, and since you were left with a rather large deposit...
 

Madgyver

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Weird stuff that happens in the parking lots..............

I once saw my date lift up her skirt, squat down and pee in between 2 cars...
I quess it's not that weird cause if you got to go, then you got to go....%)
 

TN1776

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Wow that is quite strange!
At a couple points in my life my friends and I have done some weird car decorating to eachother, but I've never heard of filling one up with panties...

I remember somebody came upon a phallic pencil-top eraser that made the rounds (sometimes for weeks) on a few guys cars during college. What a way to impress the ladies - driving around with that on your car's radio antenna...
 

MattMoe

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I hope you did not see any of those Dungeness crabs creeping around on the floorboards.;D

Still very strange.
 
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