Still a non-answer. Giving credit where credit is due however, you mentioned Mark Kowalski. I went looking for other posts by him and found this old thread that exactly addresses the question:
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/756728-test-port-vs-pan-temperature.html
See Mark's reply in post #11. That thread is almost 16 years old so obviously it's been a topic of discussion for awhile. And I discovered that that forum has a lot of useful transmission info. Helps that the trucks under discussion there came stock with these automatics, whereas here they are still kind of a novelty.
As for the probe length, if you had looked at the photo I posted comparing the OEM plug to the temp sensor I have, you'd see that the stock plug has an extension on it. Which I realize is probably just a lead-in so production workers don't strip the plug when installing it. But it's half the length of the sensor, and not knowing what's inside the port, I didn't want to randomly screw something in there and risk blocking a passage. So, I removed the pressure port plug on my 4R70W today to have a look. Probed the port with a small pick and a flashlight. There is clearly a large volume inside the case and no way that the sensor I have will block anything.
Bottom line, given Mark's advice and the fact that installing the sensor I have into the pressure port is a lot less work (no weld-in bung required) I've installed it there.