Skiddy
Bronco Guru
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- Oct 8, 2003
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Well finally got the bronco started yesterday after some starting fluid. Haven’t drove it in over a year, sounded so good. So me having a bright idea I have to go drive it. No doors and soft top but was uncovered for about 8 months so I am driving down the road crap starts flying at my from all directions leaves dirt me trying to see and cover my drink and eyes from getting all that crap in it. My front gears are still broke so no four wheelin. Here I am in my jammer pants t shirt and house slippers. Off I go to drive around some dirt roads around the house. Ended up going down this one road a couple of miles behind the house that me and all my buddy’s have been stuck on before so I know not to go down it too far it’s like swamp land. Get down there see all the water on what now looks like a trail. So I go to turn around get the front tires barely in the ditch guess what now I am stuck 
even the spool wouldn’t help since there really isn’t a lot of weight in the rear. So I get out and hook up the winch of course had roll up my jammies take off my slippers to wade in the water. Hook up the cable and the winch just goes grrrrr grrrrr damnit. Now what to do left cell phone at the house could walk through the woods to house only a couple of miles but not going to do that with jammies and slippers on. So start walking up the road and here comes a guy in camo with a AK I am thinking wtf is this private land. He turned out to be a cool guy his wife came down the road and had her cell phone and let me use it. He said he don’t mind people wheeling down that road just didn’t want people dumping trash on it. Called my wife hoping she is off work now. She was and had her bring the F250 down to pull me out barely took anything to pull me out. She knew something was up when she saw the bronco gone and dogs left inside. So much for my bright idea for the day. Figured I would give you a laugh for the day oh yeah had mud all over my face from sticking my head out watching the tires turn up dirt and mud ;D
even the spool wouldn’t help since there really isn’t a lot of weight in the rear. So I get out and hook up the winch of course had roll up my jammies take off my slippers to wade in the water. Hook up the cable and the winch just goes grrrrr grrrrr damnit. Now what to do left cell phone at the house could walk through the woods to house only a couple of miles but not going to do that with jammies and slippers on. So start walking up the road and here comes a guy in camo with a AK I am thinking wtf is this private land. He turned out to be a cool guy his wife came down the road and had her cell phone and let me use it. He said he don’t mind people wheeling down that road just didn’t want people dumping trash on it. Called my wife hoping she is off work now. She was and had her bring the F250 down to pull me out barely took anything to pull me out. She knew something was up when she saw the bronco gone and dogs left inside. So much for my bright idea for the day. Figured I would give you a laugh for the day oh yeah had mud all over my face from sticking my head out watching the tires turn up dirt and mud ;D
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