LOL, great way of looking at it.
What blows the diodes is they have more amperage trying to go through them than they can handle. That is why if the alternator is only putting our 30-40 amps when you pop the cable, it only damages the diodes and not blows them right up.
On a modern alternator, they are almost always over the 50amps, and pops them.
Another thing of interest, the little blue spark you see when you pop the cable, it is said electrcity has to be over 25,000 volts before you can see it. If it goes to the battery, no big deal, if it goes through the system first, it blows everything it sees. In modern cars, that includes your computer systems.
This also applies to booster cables.

1000 times in a row it will go in the battery, and the next 5 might be through your computer.