I am reminded of an old story SpareParts %)
Fred and his wife Edna went to the rock crawling event every year. Every year Fred would say "Edna, I'd like to ride in the back of one of those rock crawler trail rigs there, up over those rocks and down those trails". They asked a few owners about a ride, but they all wanted ten dollars for one. Every year Edna would say "I know Fred, but those rides cost ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars". One year Fred and Edna went to the rock crawl and Fred said "Edna, I'm 91 years old and If I don't ride in the back one of those trail rigs this year I may never get another chance". Edna replied "Fred those rock crawling trail rig rides cost ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars". A Bronco owner overheard them and said "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you". Fred and Edna agreed and loaded up in the back of his Classic Half Cab Bronco. The Bronco owner does all kinds of rocks, steep uphills, downhills, off cambers, water crossings, big bumps, some fast turns and even gets a little air, but not a word is heard. He shows them what a Bronco can really do, over and over again, but still not a word. They finally pull over and the Bronco owner turns to Fred "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't". Fred replied "Well, I was gonna say something when Edna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars".
I am absolutely certain we can hook you up with a ride SpareParts, and it won't cost you ten dollars either