body man's humor

[markatherton]

Only a body man can appreciate this humor. Mark in San Diego; Beach City Broncos

 

[Eoth]

love it!! ;D;D;D
Brings to mind two things....
1. When all you have is a hammer everything starts looking like a nail.

2. I tell my guys.. "You always know how a job is going to go by the first tool you pick up."

 

[BronCowie]

Hammers... my favorite tool, you can't have too many, and I have a bunch! ;D

 

[Golfball]

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

 

[56f100bbw]

Yesterday my neighbor turned over a skid steer bobcat and I didn’t see it happen nobody got hurt but I said I’m glad you told me so I won’t loan you anything except a hammer

 

[half cab]

Yesterday my neighbor turned over a skid steer bobcat and I didn’t see it happen nobody got hurt but I said I’m glad you told me so I won’t loan you anything except a hammer

Idk but some how my ole pappy tore off the end of my anvil once

 

[ared77]

First picture, there's not a hammer there big enough for some of these Bronco's I've been finding!%);D

 

[Apogee]

That looks like the one-handed hammer options...there should be another row for the two-handed hammers.

 

[ared77]

;D Roger that !

 

[U13FL735]

Spent my life in a body shop... we would say 'if it doesn't go, get a bigger hammer' Looks like a good selection there.

 

[meadowblaster]

There's a right tool for every job, and that tool is a hammer!

 

[73azbronco]

Pro tip, anything can be a hammer, except a screwdriver, screwdrivers can however be chisels.

 

[Apogee]

Pro tip, anything can be a hammer, except a screwdriver, screwdrivers can however be chisels.

...and pry bars...and drifts/punches.

 

[Master Chief]

Pro tip, anything can be a hammer, except a screwdriver, screwdrivers can however be chisels.

...and pry bars...and drifts/punches.

This cracks me up. The Navy has training courses that we took and received credit for. One of those is "Tools and Their Uses". I was an AD (that's the Navy rating for aircraft engine mechanic) and took this course back in the mid-80's, long before the interweb. It was a manual with questions for each chapter and blank answer sheets in the back. Once finished, a yeoman in admin would grade them and send the results to personnel for a PN to add into our service record. I digress, but man them were some great days.

Anyway, I have a large (3/8" X 8") Craftsman flat blade screwdriver that I found in the road in front of our house and laugh each time that I misuse it in the manner you guys describe.

This is the modern version of that manual:
http://navybmr.com/study material/NAVEDTRA 14256A.pdf

 

[Broncobowsher]

Because you need a hammer to remove the locking lugnut securing the dry rotted whitewall snow tire on a crusty steel rim.

 

[larsen06]

Almost anything can be fixed with a grinder and a hammer. If you cant fix it get a bigger hammer.

 

[jmhend]

Only a body man can appreciate this humor. Mark in San Diego; Beach City Broncos

Haha.. BFH...Power of persuasion

 

[Madgyver]

Those are all standard hammers. Where are his metric ones?