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'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the land
Early Broncos were waiting
for all the upgrades planned.
Dana 60's and cages, EFI and winches,
even 351's for the holiday Grinches.
I wondered just what old Santa might bring-
perhaps even BC's Axle-Tube Coupler Thing?
When suddenly, outside,
there rose such a clatter,
"What happened?" I wondered,
"did someone's universal joint shatter?"
Then, through the window, what did I see,
but a bright red EB throwing snow from some 37" M/T's.
Shiny it was, all red and chrome,
and driving the rig was a white haired old gnome.
In the back of the truck was a huge bag of toys-
presents, it seemed, for all us grown up good boys.
It was Santa! but why in the hey
was he driving a cool Bronco, instead of his sleigh?
"The reindeer," he said, "were just too high maintenance-
but the Bronco's just right..now that I've painted it."
He reached in his bag, pulled out a few gifts,
jumped back in the Bronco, and left on his trip.
But I heard as he went, cutting a path through the snow,
"Merry Christmas to all, and thank God for 4LOW!"
and all through the land
Early Broncos were waiting
for all the upgrades planned.
Dana 60's and cages, EFI and winches,
even 351's for the holiday Grinches.
I wondered just what old Santa might bring-
perhaps even BC's Axle-Tube Coupler Thing?
When suddenly, outside,
there rose such a clatter,
"What happened?" I wondered,
"did someone's universal joint shatter?"
Then, through the window, what did I see,
but a bright red EB throwing snow from some 37" M/T's.
Shiny it was, all red and chrome,
and driving the rig was a white haired old gnome.
In the back of the truck was a huge bag of toys-
presents, it seemed, for all us grown up good boys.
It was Santa! but why in the hey
was he driving a cool Bronco, instead of his sleigh?
"The reindeer," he said, "were just too high maintenance-
but the Bronco's just right..now that I've painted it."
He reached in his bag, pulled out a few gifts,
jumped back in the Bronco, and left on his trip.
But I heard as he went, cutting a path through the snow,
"Merry Christmas to all, and thank God for 4LOW!"
