I've got an dipstick story that is related!
Bought a slant six Dodge Dart 45 yrs ago. Checked the oil, dipstick said full and I sent my wife on her way over the Pass. Got a call from the Truck weigh station operator who said I needed to come tow our car off the freeway. I came out with the Bronco (keeping this EB related)
and towed her home on the freeway. (we could do those things 40 yrs ago).
Anyway, rod knock BIG TIME. Checked the oil and it was still full. Hmmm.... pulled the drain plug to pull the pan and no oil came out. The dipstick when installed all the way hits the pan and bends so when there is about 1 qt in the pan it shows "full" on the stick.. no idiot light ever came on, no noises till it quit.
WOW, one of my first lessons learned.... with many more to come! lol