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"Jeep-burger Helper" ? The helper hand with a blue Ford oval for a nose?

<br><br><br>You mean something like this?

Okay, think about this. Exansion, contraction. Steel reacts to heat more than plastic would in this respect. Fill on a hot day and leave out on a cold night and the tank will shrink and you run the risk of tank rupture (seen that too many times in Africa. Roasting days, freezing...

ANYTHING from this site. http://www.essexracing.co.uk/e-shop/

ATTACH STUCK JEEPS HERE<br><br>I like it, of course it'll have to have black and yellow hazard lines around it to make it look all nice and official.<br><br>"Jeep-towing point"<br><br>"Jeep-rescue facility"<br><br>"In case of breakdown,<br>Attach jeep here."<br><br>Could also work.

Little science lesson. When the first rain falls it mixes with dust and particles from the tyres, brakes and the asphalt itself. When it mixes it makes this real slippery solution, even less traction than all out rain.<br><br>Problem is not with your tyres, problem is with the roads. Something I...

I'm 27, I look 37 and feel 47.

Bumper stickers front and back, real low on the bumpers.<br><br>Back "If you can read this,<br> I ain't been mud-pluggin'"<br><br>Front "If you can read this,<br> I let the critter live."

LOL, did that in my AX, in Scotland, on a bend in a country road, in spring, on Cowshit.<br><br>Okay, check this out, driving along country road in Scotland on way to work . . . come to bend and I'm doing my usual 65 mph . . . two BMW drivers coming in opposite directions stopped just after the...

You seen those Honda Civic CRX's with the Big-ass alloys on the back, the tyre's just painted on but 'cause they couldn't find matching ones that fitted in the front that won't rub they leave the stock front 'loys or steelies on it?<br><br>(My other car's a Black Pontiac Sunfire {I grew up with...

S U V <br><br>"Sodding Ugly Vehicle"<br><br>"Silly Useless Vehicle"<br><br>"It's not an S U V "<br><br>"Real men drive Broncos."<br><br>"Pre-SUV"<br><br>

Forgot to mention, on the way home from Fort Lewis . . . Tiny little alloy wheels with lo-pro's . . . . <br><br>. . . . I don't care HOW PUNY your shiney gold-wire rims are or how much space you have in your wheel well, if I can see the leaf, it does NOT have switches. Contrary to the little...

Oh yeah, back to subject in hand (All scrotE's aside {Shudders at thought "Dem Speedo's"} )<br><br>Two things NOT to do to a Bronco . . . . <br><br>Sun-strips (Especially ones that declare "Todd" 's love for "Tracy" M'kay?)<br><br>Shelby stripes (Just 'cause Shelby re-built some 'stangs doesn't...

<br><br>Happens quite a bit (A single part given two different part numbers depending on the application) Eurp-Ford is notorious for it (should never have made the Focus family or the Escort/ Orion combo.)<br><br>(Escort = anagram of scrotE. Who'd want to drive a scrotE?)

<br><br>Not Obsolete Military Equipment, NOME, "NOME de chien!"<br> (French exclamatory for all you canooks.)

<br><br>Cartman "It makes you feel goooood"

<br><br>I take it you've never heard of 'Gay Pride'? (Their symbol's like every colour in the spectrum, side by side)

On a similar note, putting on Explorer, Expedition, Maverick, Pathfinder or Navigator badges on it.

22" blades.<br><br>Lowering.<br><br>Trick suspension with switches.<br><br>Altezza tail-lights.<br><br>"Powered by Ford" stickers.<br><br>(Please add to this list as you see fit.)

Or Clavin, not actually peeing, but looking at Jeep, GMC, Chevy and Dodge badges<br><br>"So many badges, not enough pee."