Ok, so I stopped by the local machine shop, and the guy ended up giving me a free push-rod and his card, which I probably won't use (guy seemed like he enjoyed working intoxicated). We talked for a long time, and he said that the lifters had nothing to do with the bending of the rod, which I don't believe because it logically makes sense. So I got home and installed everything and put the valve cover back on. Now time to tackle removing the gasket from the intake, no luck there. I'm amazed, it's like the gasket is growing out of the intake. I've soaked the gaskets in brake cleaner several times (the guys at advanced reccomended this, they did not have gasket remover) and tried using the gasket scraper to no avail. Also I'm kind of worried about my intake, it's not very clean on the inside and looks like it has a lot of junk in there, so I'm attaching some pics. Oh, and they didn't have any of the fancy-shmancy gasket types some of you guys mentioned. They only had regular RTV, so I just got some of that.