I should add that most of those were made up on the spot while writing the response, and don't necessarily reflect actual conversations with persons of the Wild Horse customer persuasion.
Though they do seem to be based on at least semi-actual experiences since I started working in the 4wd industry. Just not necessarily Bronco-specific.
And while, perhaps embellished just a tiny bit

with some imaginative adjectives (Whatever that means), it could happen.
The bit at #8 about the ground was from a Jeep GC forum issue last week.
In other words, no customers, alive or dead, or cute furry animals were harmed in the making of this story.
But it could happen.
Paul