Did you buy this red Bronco on Ebay

[Revelation]

If you did, We can help you get it running correctly, and guide you thru your repairs.

 

[ObscureMachine]

If you did, We can help you get it running correctly, and guide you thru your repairs.

And maybe point out some things about which you were probably not aware. We're here to help.

 

[Broncmeister]

lol hmm I wonder who the seller was..

 

[BronCowie]

lol hmm I wonder who the seller was..

White socks and sandals? %) ?:? :-X

 

[motoman]

This is a weird thread.......?:?

 

[half cab]

lol hmm I wonder who the seller was..

Has his own shadow puppet show and he has your seatbelts to boot

 

[socks'n'sandals]

I was bidding on it, but lost another one AGAIN. This is like the 23rd time I've bid on his turds (I mean) Jeeps in the last few years. They are soooo cool and relaible.

 

[ObscureMachine]

This thread is going to lose it's influence quickly.

 

[half cab]

I was bidding on it, but lost another one AGAIN. This is like the 23rd time I've bid on his turds (I mean) Jeeps in the last few years. They are soooo cool and relaible.

So I would like to know how you sleep at night...So many ripoffs and play with fire long enuff and YOU will get burnt....sock,sandals n all

 

[socks'n'sandals]

....sock,sandals n all

That was quick;D!!

 

[Broncmeister]

THE EBAY CAR SALES HANDBOOK FOR MAKING BIG CASH

1 - drive around until you find a junker that will sell cheap
2 - buy it cheap
3 - slap a fresh new coat of cheap paint on it
4 - List your freshly coated piece of junk on ebay with lots of pictures of the cheap paint
5 - watch people bid and bid and bid....

 

[half cab]

THE EBAY CAR SALES HANDBOOK FOR MAKING BIG CASH

1 - drive around until you find a junker that will sell cheap
2 - buy it cheap
3 - slap a fresh new coat of cheap paint on it
4 - List your freshly coated piece of junk on ebay with lots of pictures of the cheap paint
5 - watch people bid and bid and bid....

You forgot to add bed liner sprayed all over everwhere

 

[socks'n'sandals]

THE EBAY CAR SALES HANDBOOK FOR MAKING BIG CASH

1 - drive around until you find a junker that will sell cheap
2 - buy it cheap
3 - slap a fresh new coat of cheap paint on it
4 - List your freshly coated piece of junk on ebay with lots of pictures of the cheap paint
5 - watch people bid and bid and bid....

This "handbook" has been around a hell of a lot longer than ebay. It's in the same library as prostitution. The bidders who do not do their homework are the new breed which cause threads like this on the World Wide Web.

 

[ObscureMachine]

This "handbook" has been around a hell of a lot longer than ebay. It's in the same library as prostitution.

Prostitutes?

1 - drive around until you find a junker (prostitute) that will sell cheap
2 - buy (prostitute) cheap
3 - slap a fresh new coat of cheap paint on (prostitute)
4 - List your freshly coated prostitute on ebay with lots of pictures of the cheap paint
5 - watch people bid and bid and bid....

and according to Half Cab, spray "bedliner" all over her.

 

[Broncmeister]

This "handbook" has been around a hell of a lot longer than ebay. It's in the same library as prostitution. The bidders who do not do their homework are the new breed which cause threads like this on the World Wide Web.

I wouldn't know, I don't use either of them.

 

[socks'n'sandals]

Prostitutes?

1 - drive around until you find a junker (prostitute) that will sell cheap
2 - buy (prostitute) cheap
3 - slap a fresh new coat of cheap paint on (prostitute)
4 - List your freshly coated prostitute on ebay with lots of pictures of the cheap paint
5 - watch people bid and bid and bid....

and according to Half Cab, spray "bedliner" all over her.

Do you have an active action link you could send me for #4?;D

 

[ObscureMachine]

Do you have an active action link you could send me for #4?;D

I do, but it just goes to a dude holding some kind of S&M bondage straps, using his finger to show the size of his weapon, and wearing socks with some kind of leather footwear.;D

 

[sellitall]

I do, but it just goes to a dude holding some kind of S&M bondage straps, using his finger to show the size of his weapon, and wearing socks with some kind of leather footwear.;D

LOL!!!

Bring out the gimp!!;D

 

[dube]

Lmfao, this will be a keeper thread. I would never buy a truck on eBay. Unless I was able to look at it in person. Even then I still would be very concerned.

 

[lonesouth]

Be sure the beadliner is dry before you test the product, less you get some on your hootus