LOL, did that in my AX, in Scotland, on a bend in a country road, in spring, on Cowshit.<br><br>Okay, check this out, driving along country road in Scotland on way to work . . . come to bend and I'm doing my usual 65 mph . . . two BMW drivers coming in opposite directions stopped just after the bend to talk to each other, windows wound down. (Bloody stupid place to park and have a natter, just after a bend.) <br><br>I hit the brakes when going over cow-shit deposited by the farm I was passing when they take the cattle out to graze. <br><br>Anyway, realising I wasn't ever going to get any kind of grip, I shifted into reverse and floored it. Two big plumes of cowshit later, my headlamps were covered as were both BMWs. <br><br>The BMW facing me was worst off as he had the window wound down and leaning out of it to talk to his friend.<br><br>I stepped out and stormed out of my car to his to hurl the abuse he and his friend so richly deserved informing him he'd better depart quickly before I change my mind and call the police for obstructing the public road in a dangerous manner. (Although I used more colourful language than that.) It was all I could do not to bust out laughing.