You Know You're a Bronco Owner if.....

[bronko69er]

Ok so this has prpbably been done before but I thought Id give it a try.

You Know You're a Bronco Owner if.....
Project deadlines are based on how soon SOB is!!!!
The start of the calender year is after SOB.
You know how many days are left till SOB.
Please add more!
OK so those are mainly for west coast owners

 

[grant_71]

You use a paint stirrer to mix a drink...
From the fridge...in your garage

 

[Devin]

you absolutely despise the phrase "Hey, Nice Jeep"!!

you've gotten POR-15 stuck in your hair.

 

[bronko69er]

You've had metal dug out of your eye

 

[Broncitis]

You're walking down the street when your buddy says "Wow, those are huge, they must be 44's!", and the first thing you start looking for is tires! ;D

 

[Tito]

Or DD stands for Daily Driver ;D
Or someone starts talking about ED medication and all you can think of is why is he calling it ED, its EB you idiot.

 

[tcjones76]

... spooling your winch out eight times on one run is considered a good day.

I thought of a couple more.

... the house needs painting, but the Bronco is polished.
... the living room couch is torn, but the leather racing seats are in.
... the toilet keeps leaking, but your aluminum radiator was just delivered.
... the kids need sneakers, but the TSL's look great!!!

 

[73stallion]

if you own one and have enough spare parts to build another from scratch...

 

[Tito]

if you own one and have enough spare parts to build another from scratch...

Hehe...yup, I thought...why not make a Bronco out of my spare parts...loosely assembled of course...then the dogs moved in...

 

[Louie]

You crash your truck checking out EBs parked along side the road.

 

[NoJoe]

you know you're a bronco owner if

Get divorced,lose house,lose 911 porsche,lose 63 vette split window,lose 1929 willys knight, but get to keep cat,dirt bike and BRONCO. Semper Fi, Joe.

 

[XT700]

Broncitis and 73Stallion, Now that's some funny s%@t right there, I don't care where your from!!!!!

You know everyone at the Roundup by there ClassicBroncos.com name. "Hey is that Eoth talking to Broncitis next to Rmain101's yellow Bronco?" "No, I think that's Broncoloupy talking to ChrisinWV."

 

[broncosbybart]

you plan your vacations to convienently be routed near someone who just so happens to have some bronco parts for sale..

 

[mike.l]

Two days after you get married, you leave for Long Island NY to pick up your new roadster...Without her.

 

[73stallion]

Two days after you get married, you leave for Long Island NY to pick up your new roadster...Without her.

i think we have a winner!

 

[eb66to77]

You are the only person you know that has invested close to $20,000 in a vehicle that will only go in reverse, regardless of the shifter position.

 

[pinenuts]

Your broke.

 

[crab]

You know you're a bronco nut if............you're still reading this
Oh.....oh.........you buy bronco parts that you'll never use or sell, but you got a really good deal on 'em

 

[Punisher]

You call in sick three days in a roll just to stay home and work on your Bronco.

 

[Punisher]

When you can decide if you should go buy some groceries or renew your subscription to Bronco driver.