ok, so the latest was that I was sent the wrong computer...one that was incompatible with a sequential fire harness so it's not like I could even tell it to batch fire my system, it just will only run 3 cylinders (1,2,&8). Kinda makes me feel pretty good that my engine will run on 3 of 8 cylinders though, I must've done something at least partially right.
Stinger asked for pictures of the circuit board and confirmed it was a mistake. Mistakes happen, nobody's perfect (I'm sure not, as confident as I am even), and they were great in expediting the exchange process, which I'm thankful for. I was worried it would take longer than it did. I'm not sure how they got the replacement out to me so quickly, esp since they sent it usps, but I'm thrilled.
I had to set up the jumpers on the board for how I need it and then update the firmware (using a beta firmware, so up to me), and then transfer my tune and all my settings, which took a couple attempts due to the extreme number of settings I've messed with.
Even though it was night time, I had to at least fire the bad boy up (or naughty girl) and holy crap I shook the neighborhood. Baby girl was itching to fire up all cylinders and I got the chills it seemed so good.
I'll have to actually let it run for a few more minutes and take a video tomorrow and post.
Thank you, Bronco gods, that was an experience of testing my patience (which my wife'll be the first to say I have none).