jeff, jeff, jeff, jeff, jeff.....
It is too early for me to be rolling on the floor laughing but you got it done. Thanks buddy. Hey, I just thought if you could win an election to "rule" 310 million people with goofy rhetoric, why not try it with a driving contest.
Obviously, you guys are representative of the evil "one percenters" who have vacuumed up all the wealth, in this case trophies, leaving the "middle class" with "vacuum". We live in a country where redistribution is the word of the day, so I'm just trying to be sure we comply with the glorious leader's "positive agenda".
If his model brings the top down to make everyone equal instead of encouraging the bottom to strive to be like the top, oh well. Call your representative and let him know you don't like trophy redistribution. If your coalition can come up with enough campaign cash, it's possible his honor the judge, might see things "your way". Taillights, dust, diablo, just words, just speeches, but I bet if Mr. and Mrs. Judge got an all expenses paid trip to oh, Bermuda to visit their new bank account you opened there for them, you might have something. Didn't you hire a trophy redistribution lobbyist yet???
Hail the maximum leader and "fundamental fairness"!!!!! ;D;D;D
Please tell me Missy didn't let you name the baby "Bronco". Mike or Michelle sounds nice..